Sorry that this lazy a$$ guy will not get the benefit of what would have been Porque's blistering deflection, sand-dry wit and paternal white privilege.
A shameless dad pleaded with a court not to be jailed as he has fathered 14 children by the age of 26.
Feckless Lee Anderson pleaded for leniency from the Dunfermline Sheriff Court after failing to complete a community service order after being committed for violent offences, but was sent to prison for four months.
Anderson, from Cowdenbeath, had been hauled before the court after failing to complete the community service, which involved building work, even though the offences happened almost four years ago.
Anderson’s lawyer said he had a ‘sore back’.